Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered
But when the price of pork went up
She shot the little bastard!
A captain and his crew are sailing the open seas. The first mate walks up to the captain and asks, "Captain, why ye be havin' the ship's steering wheel in your pants?"
The captain replies..... "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!!"
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